and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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