I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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