real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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