no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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