This girl is more easily done than said...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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