the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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