Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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