Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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