I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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