here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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