I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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