office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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