You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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