so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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