what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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