No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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