Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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