Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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