Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
