margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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