none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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