Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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