that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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