I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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