love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
