I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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