Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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