that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i barfeds in our rink
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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