You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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