she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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