I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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