Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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