yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
