yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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