actually, I'm a sock model
In the future we'll all be gay
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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