covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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