drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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