Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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