I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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