Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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