I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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