let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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