So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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