I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I just googled if crying burns calories
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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