yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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