theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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