He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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