i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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