it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Nicole vs. Life
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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