We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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