Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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