Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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