I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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