We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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