He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Couch. On fire.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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